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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mines Excavated:	3345	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2054	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1807
Enchantments Applied:	296	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	530367	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Animals Bred:	25
New Chunks Explored:	177621	Enchantments Applied:	74
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9427
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	792

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8674	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Towns Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!