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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Enchantments Applied:	170	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Emeralds Found:	9388
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Emeralds Found:	9296	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	2974	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	2631	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	176	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	108
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Towns Built:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.