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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	195	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3726
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6950	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	148
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchantments Applied:	148
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	895161	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Towns Built:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3727	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!