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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	724
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Buildings Constructed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9191
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	909
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	280	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	144
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	9166	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.