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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	3204	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4190	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	71	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	99107

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	632	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	73
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Divine Spears Created:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	258	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	146
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	96
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Star Shards Collected:	166

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.