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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1139
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
New Chunks Explored:	82379	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Animals Bred:	96	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	238332
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Towns Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchantments Applied:	108	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ores Mined:	4656
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Animals Bred:	127	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchantments Applied:	183	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Falling into the Void:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	4354
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!