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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Emeralds Found:	5316	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2993
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
New Chunks Explored:	286009	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchantments Applied:	108
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2731
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.