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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3249	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Buildings Constructed:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	1410

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crops Grown:	8286	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	3332	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	146558	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3935	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3761	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	186
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	134879	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	862310	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.