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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	70	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	151	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Void Gems Collected:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	831	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6871	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!