Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Animals Bred: 92
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 214 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Zombie Dances: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Ores Mined: 6813 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Animals Bred: 49

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Farms Harvested: 971
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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