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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7027 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 218 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3136 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
But that’s not all – we also have a special swing just for toddlers who can’t even stand on their own! Watch as parents fight over who gets to swing next, all while you enjoy the chaos from a safe distance in your virtual world.
So come on down to our server and swing away your troubles! Just remember, on our server, age is just a number and swings are for everyone. Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world!