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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4663 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 34 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!