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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9750 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!