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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8883 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!