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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3960 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 192 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1826 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!