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CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4930	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	113	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Mines Excavated:	4068
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	8102
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Animals Bred:	165	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Items Found:	8680	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	11

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	883	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5557
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Players:	98/900	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7578	Love Letters Sent:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7