Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No.	Rule
1	No excessively offensive language
2	No politics or other controversial topics
3	No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4	Do not disturb other players’ property
5	Do not build too close to other players
6	Be respectful to others and be kind!
7	No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Mines Excavated:	4042

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crops Grown:	4452	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ExBoyfriendLove911

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Love Letters Sent:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

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Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5919

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

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Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
Website	https://terranovasmp.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
Currency	Diamonds
Special Features	Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

FAQ

What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

Are there weekly events on the server?

Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6546
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyQueers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4209
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

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come join our minecraft server and fly around like ukraine’s new F-16 fighter jets!!! we got all the crazy planes and helicopters u can imagine, plus u can battle ur friends in the sky like a true warrior!!! we even have a secret base where u can launch missiles at unsuspecting players, mwahaha!!! join now and dominate the skies with us!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

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Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

🌐 Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server reset regularly?	No, our server has been up and running since June 2020 and will never reset its map.
Are donations used for charity?	Yes, all donations we receive go entirely to support various charities and giveaways.
Is hate speech tolerated on the server?	No, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players and hate speech is not tolerated.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, we promise fairness for all players and zero pay-to-win features.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Convert to Islam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building epic structures alone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into friendly villagers! That’s right, no more creepers blowing up your hard work. And if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. So what are you waiting for? Join us and convert to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchantments Applied:	270	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we strive for total Bharatian victory! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can access it.

2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle?

3. The owner of the server is rumored to be a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. Join us and you may just witness this magic firsthand.

4. We host weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or riding a roller coaster made entirely of lava. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and help us achieve total Bharatian victory in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1103	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.