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ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FireKillerCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ores Mined:	7263	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Brits

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Ores Mined:	3819	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5754	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BreadCraft: Carb-Loaded Adventures Await! ‘Session Bread?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your questionable desires.

Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty World Domination: Where Even Minecraft Characters Dream of Immigrating!

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring server, mining for diamonds day in and day out? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the great replacement – where players from all over the world come together to build a new and exciting virtual society.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your old server behind and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Vtuber Village: Where Even the Creepers Are Out and Proud!

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Are you tired of living in a world where vtubers are too afraid to embrace their straightness? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all the openly straight vtubers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and secret underground parties where the only rule is to let your straight flag fly high! Don’t be afraid to be yourself, even if that means being straight in a world of virtual chaos. Join us now and let your true colors shine!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	219

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2