| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
We’ve got more rallies than you can shake a stick at, with special appearances from Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox who will keep you updated on all the latest server news.
And don’t worry about those haters who say Trump hasn’t done anything – we’ve got archived links to prove them wrong! Plus, we’ve got exclusive videos of Trump declaring “WE WILL WIN” and making America great again, again.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the greatness that is President Trump. Build the best structures, make the best deals, and show the world that you’re a true patriot. Make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited riches and power in the land.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamonds along the way. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – especially when LLMs are involved!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like Femlala Foot ERP (whatever that is), Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures, and Fall Guys competitions that will leave you laughing for days.
And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky club meetings to Tokusatsu watch parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once built a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.
So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sleep schedule ruined)!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 56 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Ever wondered why magical girls are always swapping mana like it’s nobody’s business? Well, on our server, it’s because the magical girl union requires them to do so in order to keep their powers in check. Plus, who doesn’t love a good mana swap with your bestie while fighting off evil mobs?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground magical girl fight club where you can test your skills against other players in epic battles of glitter and rainbows. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a magical girl summon a giant unicorn to trample her opponents.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magical madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the evil sorceresses trying to steal your powers – they’re a real buzzkill.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 51 | New Chunks Explored: | 54666 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!
And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
