| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Crops Grown: | 9277 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.
So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions like hunting down Faust and fixing office fixtures with FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. It’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And don’t forget, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some epic spoilers along the way. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just jump in and figure it out as you go, right?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this insane adventure. Download the game, follow us on social media, and get ready to laugh your way through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. See you in the world of chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
– Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness that goes down on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. And if you can find it, you’ll be treated to the ultimate dance-off with the creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
– Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from the legendary Minecraft ghost.
– Our admins are like real-life wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? No problem! Just ask and you shall receive.
– We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
– Our server is so popular, even Notch himself logs on to play. He’s always looking for new ideas for updates, and where better to find inspiration than our crazy world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
– Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!
– Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.
– But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.
So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
