SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	134	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Items Found:	6830

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Towns Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	1763	Astral Projections Made:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	2484	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4920	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2