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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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