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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9207 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 753 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2574 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Need a break from reality? Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you have to go to work/school/your aunt’s wedding tomorrow! Trust us, you won’t even remember your own name after spending a few hours on our server.
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So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course. We don’t want to be responsible for any actual brain explosions).