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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7551 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
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