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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3250 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
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