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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2737 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!