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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1917 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 945 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!