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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3066 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3443 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!