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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9276 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!