🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 135
    Gods Slained: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 369 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magic Items Found: 5948
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Falling into the Void: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Emeralds Found: 9845
    Magic Items Found: 5912 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 389 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Potions Brewed: 21 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Potions Brewed: 128 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 New Chunks Explored: 572276
    Animals Bred: 34 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Farms Harvested: 618

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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