🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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