🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Runes Activated: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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