🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
Epic Quests Completed: 13 Gods Slained: 0
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Towns Built: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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