🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Crops Grown: 9222
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Emeralds Found: 283 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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