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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2756 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re chilling in the kingdom of Ch’i, living your best blocky life, when suddenly an old man starts freaking out about the sky falling and the earth breaking up. Classic Minecraft paranoia, am I right?
But fear not, because on our server, we’ve got friends who will reason with you like never before. They’ll be like, “Bro, the sky is just vapor, we’re all good.” And you’ll be like, “Oh snap, I never thought of it like that!”
And then they’ll drop some knowledge bombs about the sun and moon being made of vapor too. Mind. Blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so philosophical?
So if you want to feel secure and safe like that old man in Ch’i, join our server and let us help you get rid of all those needless worries. Plus, we’ve got dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. And we all know, dirt is everything in Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the vapor-filled fun, join our server today and let’s reason together!
