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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2686 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!