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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3042 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8088 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!