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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2074 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 267 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!