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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2803 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!