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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6869 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!