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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5572 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!