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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3992 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 836 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!