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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2695 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 795 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!