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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8841 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 84 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!