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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8253 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 898 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
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