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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5966 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
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