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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5958 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?