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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8202 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?