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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2274 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?