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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9738 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?